Kaptain Kirk, The Stallions
Kaptain Kirk will be kicking the evening off with some smooth tunes to warm y’all up and set the mood. Then, The Stallions will make their debut performance playing the immortal songs of WEEN! You won’t want to miss this freakish event of epic proportions!
Disclaimer: The Stallions are not responsible for any unexpected pregnancies caused by the shear sexual prowess of the music. Thank you. I’m sorry. You’re welcome.