Trimmer Zingers

Mike Dronkers / Tuesday, Oct. 9, 2012 @ 2:15 p.m. / Marijuana and/or Cannabis

Photo: Kym Kemp

Inspired by the sudden surge in calls to the KHUM studio from trim camps in Humboldt's hinterlands, we decided it's time for trimmers to take their rightful place among other lovingly-mocked peoples of the world. 


We weren't too successful in writing original trimmer-based jokes, but here's a handful to start the conversation. Leave your best trimmer zinger in the comments section. 


Q: What's the only thing that doesn't get cut at the trim table? 

A: Body Hair


Q: What's a trimmer's favorite drink?

A: Cola.


Q: How many trimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change the bulb and one to invade your home.